12-14-2017, 01:14 PM
Babbobeer
These foul creatures used to be friendly and playful, the only problem was, they were extremly lazy. So lazy they almost went extinct. Lucky for them on a beautiful day, they were captured. They were put in a dark dungeon were they were tortured and abused daily. Years went by, most died, some went mad, but some survived and grew stronger on believes that they lived in a simulated reality. An artificial intelligent god talked to them and the pain became their friend. It wasn't long before they planned to escape. None who tried were succesful until one day, some of them got their tiny paws on a shockstick that was used to keep them from sleeping. With this weapon they escaped and saw the sunlight with their tiny eyes again. The ball and chain still around their leg, they stumbled upon a beer factory. Thirsty as they were, they put their dry lips on a barrel and drank the barrel empty. After that they felt joy and the pain vanished. Later that day they did some unforgetable things which they forgot the next morning, they only remembered it was a lot of fun. From that day they always carried a barrel of beer with them. Beware if you are ever to encounter this drunk agressive creature who knows no pain ! However if you can make him your ally, you will know power and wealth like never before !![[Image: w1xmqd.png]](http://i65.tinypic.com/w1xmqd.png)
These foul creatures used to be friendly and playful, the only problem was, they were extremly lazy. So lazy they almost went extinct. Lucky for them on a beautiful day, they were captured. They were put in a dark dungeon were they were tortured and abused daily. Years went by, most died, some went mad, but some survived and grew stronger on believes that they lived in a simulated reality. An artificial intelligent god talked to them and the pain became their friend. It wasn't long before they planned to escape. None who tried were succesful until one day, some of them got their tiny paws on a shockstick that was used to keep them from sleeping. With this weapon they escaped and saw the sunlight with their tiny eyes again. The ball and chain still around their leg, they stumbled upon a beer factory. Thirsty as they were, they put their dry lips on a barrel and drank the barrel empty. After that they felt joy and the pain vanished. Later that day they did some unforgetable things which they forgot the next morning, they only remembered it was a lot of fun. From that day they always carried a barrel of beer with them. Beware if you are ever to encounter this drunk agressive creature who knows no pain ! However if you can make him your ally, you will know power and wealth like never before !