02-07-2018, 11:46 AM
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The Blubbering
A short short time from now in a galaxy not that far away a notorious villain, R. Flob Blubbard, distracted his world by coming up with a bunch of random, made-up nonsense and trying to pass it off as an actual religion. The people of this world mostly ignored his crackpot inanities and watched cat videos instead. This was exactly what Lord Blubbard wanted, however, as he was then free to carry out his master plan unopposed. Duke Blubbard used the financial backing of the rich doofuses that actually believed his nonsense to build a secret army, invent a secret technology that made him immortal and invincible, and take over the world, forcing everyone to worship him.
This situation persisted for centuries and all attempts to oppose Baron Blubbard were crushed by the weight of his technological superiority. One day, however, whispers of a way to defeat Emperor Blubbard started to circulate. They said that the same technology that made him invincible could make him normal again. But Prince Blubbard knew this and dismantled the technology and hid the parts on 10 different nearby planets and moons that were all infested with monsters.
After hearing these rumors, many heroes have risen to join the fight against King Blubbard. These heroes have enlisted a variety of pets to assist them and have joined into parties and guilds to work together towards the goal of toppling Viscount Blubbard. Legends say that super monsters live on each of these planets and will not reveal themselves until a suitably strong challenger presents themselves. It is theorized that a level 1 billion hero will be sufficient to challenge the super monsters, retrieve the technology, and save the world from Supreme Leader Blubbard.
Are you the hero the world needs? If not, maybe you are the one it deserves? A short jaunt to level 1 billion and a battle with Czar Blubbard awaits you, brave warrior!
The Blubbering
A short short time from now in a galaxy not that far away a notorious villain, R. Flob Blubbard, distracted his world by coming up with a bunch of random, made-up nonsense and trying to pass it off as an actual religion. The people of this world mostly ignored his crackpot inanities and watched cat videos instead. This was exactly what Lord Blubbard wanted, however, as he was then free to carry out his master plan unopposed. Duke Blubbard used the financial backing of the rich doofuses that actually believed his nonsense to build a secret army, invent a secret technology that made him immortal and invincible, and take over the world, forcing everyone to worship him.
This situation persisted for centuries and all attempts to oppose Baron Blubbard were crushed by the weight of his technological superiority. One day, however, whispers of a way to defeat Emperor Blubbard started to circulate. They said that the same technology that made him invincible could make him normal again. But Prince Blubbard knew this and dismantled the technology and hid the parts on 10 different nearby planets and moons that were all infested with monsters.
After hearing these rumors, many heroes have risen to join the fight against King Blubbard. These heroes have enlisted a variety of pets to assist them and have joined into parties and guilds to work together towards the goal of toppling Viscount Blubbard. Legends say that super monsters live on each of these planets and will not reveal themselves until a suitably strong challenger presents themselves. It is theorized that a level 1 billion hero will be sufficient to challenge the super monsters, retrieve the technology, and save the world from Supreme Leader Blubbard.
Are you the hero the world needs? If not, maybe you are the one it deserves? A short jaunt to level 1 billion and a battle with Czar Blubbard awaits you, brave warrior!