09-21-2015, 01:49 PM
This is the story of Bob part 2.
Chapter 2. The End
The elevator door opened and in front of Bob was....the galaxy. He had somehow gotten in space from going only a few miles down in the earth, and nothing could possibly explain it. Bob started walking forward and realized that it wasn't space at all, but actually just a solid room made to look like the galaxy. This was quite impressive, even though it was also completely irrelevant to Bob's story. At the end of the room is a sun, but it's actually a door. So Bob walks over to it, each step making a *bloop* noise for some odd reason, and enters the room. Inside the room is completely cyan, which is ironic because the sun is orange. There is also a desk and chair in the middle of the room where there sits a middle-aged man with no shirt and long-white hair.
The man looks at Bob, his pupils are completely white. He whispers, "Why have you entered my domain."
Bob answers, "I was looking for a building job...my name i..."
The man yells, "Silence! I know who you are. I require a community manager who likes to be blamed for all mistakes that aren't even his!"
Bob thinks wisely and says, "I will be your community manager. What will you pay me for it?"
The man says, "My name is Ray. I will pay you in tickets. Now sign this paper."
Bob signs the paper without reading it, and later comes to find out that the tickets were actually requests for broken things to be fixed. He also came to find out that the first paragraph of chapter 1 is completely irrelevant now.
#BlameBob because of a shitty ending.
Chapter 2. The End
The elevator door opened and in front of Bob was....the galaxy. He had somehow gotten in space from going only a few miles down in the earth, and nothing could possibly explain it. Bob started walking forward and realized that it wasn't space at all, but actually just a solid room made to look like the galaxy. This was quite impressive, even though it was also completely irrelevant to Bob's story. At the end of the room is a sun, but it's actually a door. So Bob walks over to it, each step making a *bloop* noise for some odd reason, and enters the room. Inside the room is completely cyan, which is ironic because the sun is orange. There is also a desk and chair in the middle of the room where there sits a middle-aged man with no shirt and long-white hair.
The man looks at Bob, his pupils are completely white. He whispers, "Why have you entered my domain."
Bob answers, "I was looking for a building job...my name i..."
The man yells, "Silence! I know who you are. I require a community manager who likes to be blamed for all mistakes that aren't even his!"
Bob thinks wisely and says, "I will be your community manager. What will you pay me for it?"
The man says, "My name is Ray. I will pay you in tickets. Now sign this paper."
Bob signs the paper without reading it, and later comes to find out that the tickets were actually requests for broken things to be fixed. He also came to find out that the first paragraph of chapter 1 is completely irrelevant now.
#BlameBob because of a shitty ending.
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